Product Description
The Sky Gods Must Be Appeased
You can tell from the private jets that they're not going to be making sacrifices. Well, ok. They're not going to be making sacrifices of their own.
You and yours? That "stakeholder capitalism" works a lot better if there are fewer stakeholders. It's hard to raise families and free people on crickets and in living pods. #Agenda2030.
"Wherever there is animal worship, there is human sacrifice. That is, both symbolically and literally, a real truth of historical experience."
~ G.K. Chesterton, The Uses of Diversity
This is more comforting.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
