Product Description
Beware Of The Donkeypox. It'll Rot Your Brain.
Highly contagious, causes the infected to believe nonsense, feelings over facts, and intentions over incentives. Sufferers generally cannot grasp that the economics of a band of genetically related tribespeople two-dozen deep is inadequate and destructive for post-Bronze Age nation-states. Narcissism and identification with perpetual victimhood are related, though causal relationships are yet to be determined. Sufferers generally demonstrate a blind trust in authority, and a demand for absolute control by proxy, as well as the abolition of any disagreement or ability to disagree. For related, see: Toxoplasma gondii, Ophiocordyceps camponoti-floridani, Stockholm syndrome.
This Product
This comfy shirt feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch and is printed on-demand when you place your order. It takes a little bit longer to deliver, but avoids waste and helps us manage our costs, so we can do our best to keep prices fair, in spite of our wide selection of designs.
• Pre-shrunk, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
